Secret Professor Hobbies

Since I know that my professors are not grading my exams (based on a lack of 3 grades) I have decided (given a nudge from a fellow classmate) to speculate on what my professors are doing other than grading my exams.

1. Since I doubt many of my professors participate in fantasy football leagues, I am guessing they have been busily setting up their fantasy Senate Judiciary Committees in preparation for vigilent attention to what I have dubbed as the Alito Inquisition.
2. Several of my professors may have formed a militia to guard Starbucks from further bomb threats...after all the world of academia must have good caffeine.
3. Some of my professors, in an attempt to assign grades, may have tried the staircase grading method which caused them to lose several exams for which they are still searching.
4. A few of my professors probably have rented an old winnebago and are half way to Mardi Gras now.
5. Inevitably a few of my overworked and frail professors have likely caught what will be the start of the Bird Flu Pandemic in the United States.
6. A few of my braver professors have likely set out on a archealogical journey to unlock the mysteries of Skull Island and search for dinosauers and Kong.
7. It is possible that my professors have a secret passion/addiction to their new found hobby of underwater basket weaving.
8. Many of my professors are likely still searching the ends of the earth to find the most expensive, tragically new, and heaviest case book, in fact so rare that it will not have used book value.
9. TIVO: Many professors have no doubt spent the last month glued to the TV watching a semester's worth of missed Oprah, Dr. Phil and Lost episodes.
10. Several of my professors probably made a pilgrimage to audition for the next American Idol...and I am quite sure that Simon was not amused.