In Case I Suffer From Amnesia in the Future...

WHEREAS, LSB agreed to spend her winter break at her parents house in suburbia city, USA where she does not know a single person under the age of 40; and

WHEREAS, LSB has looked for actuall documentation to prove that she was either abducted by aliens or adopted rather than an actual blood member of her family; and

WHEREAS, LSB has scientifically determined that watching paint dry, monitoring the weather like a meteoroligist, stripping wall paper, having a root canal, watching ice freeze, and finally lying face down naked in glass, are all more interesting and desireable activities than the boredem that ensues from a three week pilgrimage to her family's abode; and

WHEREAS, LSB has realized: that she is too much like the CEO (father CEO of my law school career), that two adult women is too many for one household, that her brother really belongs to a Japanese family, and that the reason she calls her yougest sibling PAAM (Princess All About Me) is because she is the chosen one; and

WHEREAS, all people know that children and puppies are much cuter and angelic when they are sleeping, they also know that families are much easier to love from afar; NOW THEREFORE BE IT,

RESOLVED, that the record shall state that agreeing to go home for slightly over three weeks to stay with parents in a strange city (or any city, or frankly down the street) is NOT a good idea. Further spending the 3rd week in Disney World...probably a really HORRIBLE plan.